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Joke of the Day

"Yoda: In the Light Side, the real power is. Luke: The Emperor controls the galaxy. You live in a swamp."

"How do you kill 200 flies at once? You slap an Ethiopian in the face."

"What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe? ROBERTO! I'm here all week."

"What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet? Pupvotes"

"What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat."

"What is a fedora enthusiast's favorite cookie? M'lano"

"I just hit my snooze button so much it's probably pregnant."

"The paraplegic would be easy to oppress They would never make a stand for their rights"

"Confucius say... Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day."

"Auto correct changed ""group hug"" to ""grope hug"" and I'm not in charge of the team-building exercises any more."