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Joke of the Day

"Coworker just asked me if I'm ""working hard or hardly working"" & now I'm standing over him asking if he's ""bleeding bad or badly bleeding?"""

"""Did you sign the nondisclosure agreement?"" ""To not disclose what?"" ""So I guess you DID sign the agreement!"""

"[2025] Dad, Mum, this is my girlfriend. You might recognise her, she used to be quite famous *the laugh-cry emoji steps forward shyly*"

"I met my wife in an African Languages class. We just clicked."

"How do you organize a party in outer space? You planet. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ...I'll show myself out."

"Sometimes I do things to children that they're too young to understand... ...such as teaching them calculus and microbiology."

"Oral sex makes your day Anal sex makes your hole weak"

"Did you know... Jesus created cross-fit. I guess you could say I really nailed that one."

"Obama said our ship has come in. We're just now realizing it was hardship."

"So my science teacher started class today with ""Relative Dating....."" It's like prom night in Kentucky."