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Joke of the Day
"Whenever a stranger asks our baby's name, I always say he hasn't told us yet."
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"My best friend got cheated on by his deaf girlfriend... His girlfriend cheated on him with a deaf guy... To be fair, he should've seen the signs."
"When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse 1st. That says everything about marriage."
"A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday... It would be funny if this joke had a punchline. Wooden tit."
"Do you know what the difference is between a joke and a dick? Girls never laugh at my jokes. :-("
"What is Eminem's favourite food? wraps"
"Do you know who cries the most during the end of Titanic? Metal fans."
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