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Joke of the Day

"Boy: ""Isn't the principal a dummy!"" Girl: ""Say, do you know who I am?"" Boy: ""No."" Girl: ""I'm the principal's daughter."" Boy: ""And do you know who I am?"" Girl: ""No,"" Boy: ""Thank god!"""

"What do the Irish do after winning the world cup? They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark"

"I'd watch Pimp My Ride: One Year Later, a show about people coming to terms with maintaining a fish tank and waffle-maker in a Ford Fiesta."

"If you swap the fried cheese for cheese, the beer for wine and the cheese art for actual art, Wisconsin is just like France."

"Why did the military name it's new drone system ""Caitlyn Jenner""? Because it's unmanned"

"Why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a sixoffender"

"Doctor these pills you gave me for BO... What's wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms!"

"a girl told me ""ppl dont look at the sky anymor"" so i walked around looking up & it was beautiful & i bumped right into a kid lookin at bugs"

"Terrifying to think that one puff of marijuana can transform your life into a carnival of lies & ultimately, murder."

"I think weed is messing with my memory. I can't remember shit anymore! I think it's because weed is messing with my memory."