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Joke of the Day
"knock knock jokes!!!!!!!!!!!! knock knock who's there? hugh hugh who? huch need to listen to me!"
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"How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down"
"What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date? He got shot down."
"Usain Bolt's net worth is $60 million. How did he get so rich? By saving the gas money!"
"Wife: We're not talking over the radio. This relationship is over. Husband: This relationship is what? Over."
"What do Chinese bears use to cook? A pan. Duh!"
"Me:What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat? 6: no M: oh for the bath? 6: no M: the pool? 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no"
"Receptionist at a sperm bank ""Thanks for coming."""
"Do you know any snake jokes? 'cause I serpently don't."
"Bill Cosby sure does love pudding Pudding his dick where it doesn't belong."