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"What I reply with when someone asks, ""What'd the comment say?"" [Removed]"
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"What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!"
"Why does Windows 10 say ""Hello""? Because my PC is a Dell. (please don't hurt me it's my first post on r/Jokes omg)"
"When I was a kid, I knocked out the power in my house. Mom said it was just a phase."
"Golf Vs Women Why don't women play golf? Because they suck at driving."
"Who is this Rorschach guy.... ... and why does he paint all these pictures of my parents fighting?"
"How do you make Holy Water? Boil the Hell out of it!"
"There's a 100% chance the Republicans will discuss Starbucks cups in a debate tonight, so remember that when they ask how they lost in 2016."
"How many Mexicans will make it across the border when Trump becomes president? Juan in a million."
"They say there's such a thing as safety in numbers... Tell that to six million Jews."