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"What I reply with when someone asks, ""What'd the comment say?"" [Removed]"

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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ? Andrew all her money out of the bank !"
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"What is Donald Trump's Favorite Nut? The wallnut."
"BREAKING NEWS: BLIND MAN HAS BEEN SHOT He didn't even see it coming."
"What do you tell a black jew? Go sit at the back of the oven"
"Conductor: Again from measure 5 if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro we have no measure numbers."
"/r/News Pyongyang FIFY"
"Funniest Joke Ever My life"
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig fell in the mud."