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Joke of the Day
"How many Mexicans will make it across the border when Trump becomes president? Juan in a million."
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"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Still unsure as to whether or not that full stop adds to humorous effect."
"[me, to my brother] I can't believe we've never been to Coachella [my Ukrainian grandfather] when I your age, bear eat my wife"
"BoB had 35 Kakes. He ate 30 of them. What does BoB have Now? He have diabetes"
"I like my women how i like my Internet. Fast and Cheap."
"When I see my cat staring out the window, I sit behind him and whisper, ""Look, Simba, Everything the light touches is our kingdom""."
"Weed strin humor At the dispensary there is a strain called Aldous Huxley. If you smoke it with your wife she becomes sterile. #LegalWeedJokes"
"[first day as a midwife] ME: Keep pushing! I can see the head! NURSE: You're at the wrong end."
"I think my optometrist is falling in love with me... Every time I leave his office he hands me a sample of contact solution and says, ""Eye care for you"""
"TIFU ...by posting this in the r/jokes subreddit."