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"""You make as much sense as taking a blind man to a silent movie!"""
"US follows Britain BRITAIN: ""Hey, America, watch this!"" *BRITAIN SETS ITSELF ON FIRE* USA: ""Cool. Can I borrow your lighter?"""
"A green grape is on a vine next to a purple grape. It looks over, gasps, and says ""BREATHE!"""
"A man goes to the doctor and says ""Doctor, my farts sound like a motorbike"" Doctor says ""you have an abscess"" Man says ""how do you know?"" Doctor says ""because abscess makes the fart go Honda"""
"Limerick There was this baker from South Carolina Who stuck an eggbeater in her vagina The cakes she would glaze In an orgasmic haze And her screams they would rattle the china"
"A boy and his pal A pedophile and a little boy are walking through the woods at night. The boy says, ""Mister, I'm scared."" The pedophile says, ""You're scared? I'm the one who has to walk home alone."""
"How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates? It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content."
"I don't have a girlfriend. I just know someone who would be very angry if she heard that."
"Mechanic: what seems to be the problem? Me: nice try buddy, that's what I'm paying you for"