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Joke of the Day

"didja hear about the new LGBT libretto for Wagner's Der Ring des Nibelungen? The character Brunehilde is now named Brucehilde."

"r/nowifi There seems to be nothing here"

"Just finished leg day with my new trainer and now I need to replace the stairs in my house with an elevator. Or shower in the kitchen sink?"

"The other day I got detained by the TSA.... Apparently they don't like it if you say ""Note 7,"" even if it is just a joke."

"My mom let the street raise me, which is why the only things I'm really good at are letters, numbers, and talking like Cookie Monster."

"They say I have a drinking problem. All I have been trying to do is drain the liquor down the toilet. Through my body."

"everything happens for a reason and the reason is stupid"

"Princess Diana died of dandruff They found her head and shoulders in the glove box."

"I'm against picketing.... But I don't know how to show it. - Mitch Hedberg"

"What do you say to a man with a broken lizard? Sorry about your reptile dysfunction."