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Joke of the Day

"Talking too much is a sign of insecurity. So is keeping too quiet. So is breathing and having been born a human."

"Senate Republicans cancelled the vote on abortion restrictions. Does this mean they're going to try Plan B?"

"I'm not the only Pokemon fan out there. There are Charmeleons of us."

"What do you call a stupid ant? Antwerp."

"Why isn't it safe to hunt niggers anymore? Because PETA will freak out."

"the explanation of just about every jewish holiday they tried to kill us they failed lets eat"

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass..."

"How did Luke always know what Darth was getting him for Christmas? He felt his presents..."

"What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim? Cuatro cincos."

"Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead. The sugar bowls empty and so is your head."