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Joke of the Day
"9/11 Must have been an inside job It totally deserved 10/11 stars"
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"Scientists Find Zika Might Be Transmitted by Oral Sex The study suggests a little head may result in a little head."
"Sexual Innuendo is really funny until you shove it down someones throat."
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seat-belt. Credit goes to some caller on the Dean Blundell show. I couldn't make that up"
"What do you call a Muslim with a piece of ham on his head Hamed... What do you call one with two pieces of ham on his head Morhamed"
"Two men were walking on the train track One says to another: ""I am exhausted man, let's walk for a bit."" P.S: From a country rich with oil, but not good jokes - Azerbaijan"
"My therapist gave me a pamphlet on anger management I lost it."
"What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 6 trash cans."
"i won 100 dollars worth of chips at the casino, all i had to do was throw a brick through the vending machine glass"
"Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket? Because baggers can't be choosers."