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Joke of the Day

"9/11 Must have been an inside job It totally deserved 10/11 stars"

"What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions? DirecTV (Say it aloud)"

"Two guys walked in a bar and said.. The Game."

"What do you call a sleeping prisoner? Under a-rest."

"I'm 87 but have the body of a 25-year-old supermodel But it takes up too much room in my freezer, any suggestions?"

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I'm ok with a 5km but really don't like 10km."

"I need an app that shows oncoming traffic on my touchscreen while I'm driving"

"A keytar walks into a bar... And the barkeeper tells him: 'Get lost, we don't serve your type in here...' 'Why not?' ask the instrument. 'Well, you're obviously off your rocker.'"

"*hot lady looks at me* Me: Hi! Do I know you? Lady: No I think I'm mistaken. *awkward pause* Me: So...is there a mister taken? *hit by bus*"

"What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain"