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Joke of the Day

"I once dated a mortician... it didn't work out because I'm not that much of a mourning person. Though she was a real head-turner."

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"There's a good chance this chocolate cake will need rape counseling after I'm done."
"A man walks into a bakery... And looks at the prices of the bread. The bread is very cheap, and he tells the baker, ""Man, at that price this is a stale."""
"If I were in a musical, I'd get fired in a week. Keep a straight face while someone looks in my eyes & sings to me? Nope. Sorry. Impossible."
"If I had a year to live, I would spend it with my ex... because it would be the longest year of my life."
"A woman lost her wedding ring in Paris last night. I'm not talking about the one who deserved it."
"Use chemicals to remove polish nobody bats an eye Use chemicals to remove Polish and you are literally Hitler."
"Motorcycles, more like donor cycles."
"Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play. Hamlet."
"I dont care what god damned color forest it came from just give me the god damn ham"