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Joke of the Day

"I once dated a mortician... it didn't work out because I'm not that much of a mourning person. Though she was a real head-turner."

"Ugh, I just spilled red wine all over the inside of my tummy."

"Is it okay to kiss a nun? Sure, a long as you don't get in the habit."

"How is Chick-Fil-A like a black hole? You can come in, but you can't come out. <editorial non-joke remark - I'm straight, but these guys need to learn a lesson IMHO>"

"Does a cow give milk? No, they have to take it from her"

"Can't shake this headache. Perhaps the shaking isn't helping"

"Trump: ""I'll win the latino vote"""

"What has two thumb drives full of porn and forgot his laptop was hooked up to the projector?"

"What is the most obvious caretaker? It's a parent."

"A man walked inside an interior decorators convention and everyone was laughing... He asked what's so funny. ""It's an inside joke""."