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Joke of the Day

"Boyfriend and girlfriend were watching porn. Girlfriend: Did you see that! It's so disgusting! Boyfriend: What? Girlfriend: Sofa and curtains DON'T MATCH!!!"

"What's yellow and not a banana Oh, wait I forgot, it is a banana"

"Hi, I'm a German and I'm getting really offended by these Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He was stabbed by a Jewish crip he was trying to rape"

"What is the square root of 69? Ate something...."

"Scientists are attempting to clone Ice Age Cave Lions because running into a raccoon when I take out the trash isn't scary enough."

"BREAKING NEWS: A man breaks two ribs while laying in bed! ...and we'll return after this short commercial with more on how a man attempted to suck his own penis!"

"What's the difference between a Jewish mother and a terrorist? You can negotiate with terrorists."

"Cops are looking for a man who robbed a store using scissors. They say the guy could be a real danger--unless you have a rock."

"What's 12 inches long and stiff in the morning? Cot death."

"Hey girl are you a capri sun? Because i want to stab you."