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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the system of honour of French horses? Chevalry"
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"Scientists now believe that approx 2% of Earth's water at any given time is found on Tupperware containers being removed from the dishwasher"
"What do they pass around after dinner at Buckingham Palace? Under Eights."
"Why aren't there any muslim stand-up comedians? Because they keep bombing."
"First sign of your mother not loving you? Abortion."
"As a kid my mom always told me to be loud like Helen Keller. I never thought of the fact that she was blind, deaf, and dumb."
"The Commonwealth Games: An excuse NOT to invite Russia, China and the USA."
"What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge? ""Define intervention."" Came up with this today at work."
"What's the difference between a brown noser and a shithead? Depth perception"
"An alcoholic walks into a bar"