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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a brown noser and a shithead? Depth perception"
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"what is the hardest part to eat on a vegetable? the wheelchair."
"How much does a Qur'an weigh? Allaht"
"Why did they stop the leper hockey game? There was a face off in the corner."
"Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies... And the swallow that brings no babies."
"A magician is driving down the street... ...and turns into a driveway."
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"why did the chicken cross the road 69 ahhahaaha"