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Joke of the Day

"One time I wanted to get a job as a gynecologist.... Unfortunately, I couldn't find any openings....."

"A man visits his local dentist. Dentist: Now please take a seat, this will hurt a little. Patient: Ok. Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now."

"If you fall, I'll be there. Love, The floor."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ? Bark you car on the drive !"

"Its so cold In Massachusetts I just seen a democrat with his hands in his own pockets! ;)"

"The tornado warning siren has just stopped going off That's either good or terrible"

"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some Lube."

"Did you hear about the Mexican Train Killer? He had Loco motives"

"At the end of obituaries in the newspaper they should give the person a score out of 100."

"Traffic in every Florida city is crazy! Drivers are maniacs! Saturday afternoon there was a taxi driver who had to pull out to avoid a kid. .... .... ... He fell off the sofa."