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Joke of the Day
"Why did the 3 year old go to jail? For resisting a rest."
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"What do you get when you breed a rabbit with an elephant? A dead rabbit with a beat-up asshole."
"Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was just actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share."
"CRUEL JOKE What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer."
"If I had a dime for everytime I thought about you... I would definitely think about you"
"What does it mean when a lion roars? Shut up. The movie is about to start."
"Girls become instant best friends when they find out they hate the same people."
"Why does duck taste better than turkey? Because turkey is just poultry in comparison."
"I went to the shop to buy 6 Sprites... I accidentally picked 7 up!"
"How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked."