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Joke of the Day

"Why did the 3 year old go to jail? For resisting a rest."

"What's the difference between a Toronto Maple Leafs fan and a 14-year old girl? Nothing. They are both just waiting for the first period to be over."

"[FIRST DATE] Me, opening mouth seductively: ""And this is where I burned my tongue on pizza, and this is where I burned my tongue on fries, a"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? (None, they just beat the room for being black)"

"* Gets out of a 10 year old coma * Me: Where am I? Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!"

"Anytime there's food in front of my face I always eat it even if I'm not hungry. That's why I could never be a gynecologist."

"I'm going to make end of the world jokes... ... Like there's no tomorrow"

"How do you call a Jew teenager? Jewenile"

"Tourettes What do we want? A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? Cunt!"

"Did you hear about the paperboy who masturbated on the job? It was all over the news! (Can't remember where I heard this, so sorry if its a repost)"