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Joke of the Day

"Bill and Ben are in the bath... Bill says ""flob-a-dob-a-dob!"" Ben says ""you do that again, and I'm getting out..."""

"My friend is a sex offender. He never abused anybody, people are just offended at the thought of having sex with him."

"I've been digging through piles of fossils all day. No Homo."

"Getting hit by a sound wave a couple of times won't affect you. Increase the frequency however... And it hertz"

"Why do bees buzz ? Because they can't whistle !"

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an acronym? An acronym stands for something"

"It's so flat... It's so flat in North Dakota, you can watch your dog run away for two weeks."

"I once took a ski away from an Eskimo... Then he dressed in black and got real depressed"

"Yo mama is so easy even a caveman could do her."

"glorious crime spree after being fired from wal mart., expertly hopping fences, chugging all the seeds out of my neighbors bird feeders,"