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Joke of the Day
"Did you read the joke Hillary emailed to Obama? [deleted]"
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"what the hell does my dog have to sigh about"
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"What kind of file makes a hole bigger?? A Pedophile"
"How does batman order his iced water? ""Can I get that..Just ice"""
"What's the craziest type of bread? Banana Nut Bread!"
"Why do the French like Cheap Trick? Because they always surrender!"
"What's the difference between a hook and a hooker? You can unscrew a hook, but you can't unscrew a hooker"
"If I ever go missing, my dumbass family will pick a photo where I look happy and my hair looks good, and I'll never been seen alive again."
"What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen."