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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a nun pregnant? NSFW Dress her up as an altar boy."
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"Puts an ""I love Daddy"" shirt on my kids until they're old enough to read."
"I spent the night in jail for refusing to take a nap. They said that I was resisting a rest."
"What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard? Edward Snowed In"
"How can a man go eight days without sleep? No problem , He sleeps at night."
"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's fucking intense."
"My Arabic neighbours are expecting.....they are having Ha-bibi."
"What do you call a gay town in New Mexico? Albuqueerque."
"How to avoid clickbait. Rule 1: Don't click on this. Rule 2: You are all hopeless idiots."
"""So you're a foodie? What's a foodie?"" ""We enjoy eating out and trying new food."" ""So you're like everyone else, except you brag about it?"""