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Joke of the Day
"What does a chef with a chronic masturbation issue cook? Fapjacks!"
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"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Apparently more than 40, because my basement's still dark"
"How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they prefer Natural Light"
"My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer... I said, No, wait! I can change!"
"Erectile Dysfunction Nature's way of saying ""No hard feelings""."
"A man has a sore throat and goes to the doctor... Doctor: ""Your tonsils gotta come out."" Patient: ""I want a second opinion!"" Doctor: ""Okay, I don't like your haircut."""
"What are swearing outdoor grills powered with? Profane tanks."
"what do you call a bookstore that's also a bar? tequila mockingbird"
"People that pronounce vase like ""voz"" make me want to punch them in the foz."
"How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family."