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Joke of the Day
"Why did the puppeteer get out of jail? Because he ""pulled a few strings""!"
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"What's a pirate's favorite amino acid? Aaaaaaaarrrrrginine...."
"How do you recycle a condom? NSFW Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."
"I tried throwing away my old boomerang but it keeps coming back"
"""What you don't know won't hurt you."" Oh, yeah good logic. Unless what I ""don't know"" about is the man waiting for me in the parking lot."
"How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat? Someone else goes home with their Jeans."
"Why did the pirate captain suddenly die? He had an an*yarr*ysm."
"So I was told that torture is 100% effective. They finally admitted to it after 5 hours of waterboarding. I still don't know why they kept lying before it though."
"So I drew a perfect circle today. You could say I finally got around to it."
"Writing ""Omg you guys are still friends after what she said about you???"" on every group photo of girls I see on Instagram"