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Joke of the Day

"Volkswagon How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 6 million in the ash tray"

"Computers make very fast very accurate mistakes."

"A new study shows that young adults suffering from insomnia are at higher risk of a stroke. So, that information should help you finally get some sleep."

"There are 2 types of people in the world. Those who don't fold their clothes out of the dryer... ...and women."

"Where do the Japanese store defective mannequin feet? In bent-toe boxes."

"Grabs intercom: ANYONE WHO WOULD LIKE TO JOIN MY MILITIA, STAY HERE! WE ARE GOING TO OCCUPY THIS OLIVE GARDEN UNTIL I GET MORE BREADSTICKS"

"The Past, the Present, and the Future All Walk Into A Bar . . . . . . it was tense."

"Happy Groundhog Day everybody!!! So put your little hand in mine and there ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb..."

"I'll defend puppies & kittens with my life.. But if your kid's acting like a spoiled brat...I will ABSOLUTELY knock him over when you're not looking."

"Want to hear a sports joke? Lance Armstrong"