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Joke of the Day

"Volkswagon How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 6 million in the ash tray"

"What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison? A small medium at large!"

"How to get out of jury duty: When they read the charges, no matter what they are, yell out ""Oh come on. Even I've done THAT!"""

"If Apple Saudi Arabia made a Wrestling Game, it would be called... iSlam."

"Fat people save more water compared to everyone else... because they only need one cup off water to fill a bath."

"One advantage of being a woman is no one can surprise you with a kid years later and tell you you're the mom."

"""Sir, I need you to explain your resume."" Well, my pet tiger & I were beloved cartoon characters ""Current job?"" I pee on things I don't like"

"Adding a smiley face after anything makes things seem playful. Examples: You're a slut:) You're ugly:) I killed your puppy:)"

"Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids? To get to the other side."

"Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because 6, 7 8."