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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a lion with a stone? Killed."
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"What's the difference between Trump and a bucket of shit I don't have a shit bucket in my garage"
"What did one butt cheek say to the other? Together, we can stop this sh*t."
"Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him? He just wasn't her type."
"Jew problems An old jew comes to a rabbi and says: ""Please help me, my son became a christian!"" The rabbi replies: ""i can't help you, god has the same problem."""
"What do you call it when plants bang? Floral sex."
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? Rip-off."
"What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy mixed-up squid."
"What happens when memes get lose? ( )"
"Ebola is in Dallas? At least the Dallas Cowboys don't have to worry about it. They can't catch anything."