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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a lion with a stone? Killed."
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"What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can reason with the terrorist!"
"What do you do once you're done raping Helen Keller? Break her fingers"
"What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! (Edit: Say it out loud if you don't get it)"
"Is 1+1 hard to calculate? It's not complex at all, right?"
"Who decided to call it an English to French dictionary and not a Two - Deux list?"
"Reddit servers."
"What do you call a person who only speaks one language? American."
"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? Headlines read: ""Small Medium at Large"""
"I know that we don't all agree on our new president But at least the first lady is someone we can all get behind."