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Joke of the Day

"Racist Jokes Can we please start a thread of just racist jokes? Honestly the jokes here are really lacking we can combat that with crude racism."

"whatever you do Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood."

"CIA: So what did you call that new tracking software we put on everyone's iPhone? NSA: ""U2's New Album"""

"How many ears do Star Trek fans have? 3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Hell if I know!"

"Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again? He's been underground for five years now."

"Judging people on Twitter is equivalent to an alcoholic showing up to an AA meeting and making fun of all the other drunks."

"So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response"

"Studies find if a woman has a glass of wine a day increases the chances of a stroke. If you let her have more she might suck it too."

"A cabbage, a faucet, and a tomato had a race. The cabbage was ahead, the faucet was running, and the tomato tried to catch up."