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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator"

"Deja vu is just God fixing a typo and reposting."

"Everyone is telling others how to vote via Face Book. and all I can think is how I just watched Bob Ross paint this whole thing and explain every step but I still don't get how he did it."

"ME: I think I have a get out of jail free card COP: this is a do 1 jail sentence get the next sentence 50% off & it's for our other location"

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Fish 24:7"

"*hits bong* *abuses bong* *bong calls bong protection agency* *bong custody taken* *bong put in foster home* *bong misses old life*"

"The best thing about owning a Smart Car is if you get too drunk at the bar you can just carry it home."

"Why was the lady's hair angry? Because she was always teasing it."

"I told my boyfriend I wanted to break up with him for very mature reasons... His dick was too small."

"What makes mexican and black jokes so similar? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."