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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator"
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"My jeans say ""no more Christmas goodies"" but my leggings are like ""we got you, gurrrl"""
"""Don't worry. I'll hold your stuff, you just worry about making friends."" --Cargo Pants."
"Just walked in on my uncle ""taking a selfie"" :("
"Why do girls talk so much? They have four lips"
"Sad news. The end of a one-legged man I know is afoot."
"What do you call 5 black guys on a stage? An auction"
"What do you call a koala that drives? A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*"
"How'd your trip on the Titanic go? Swimmingly."
"My work email inbox has grown so wild and unruly that everytime I open it, it plays its own 70s porn theme."