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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? a pilot"
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"How did the underage mathematician get drunk? He put his root beer in a square glass"
"Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Because classical conditioning!"
"""Aww. You guys... And it's not even my real birthday! #flattered ."" -Jesus"
"*comes home from work *wife jumps in my arms *sees I'm crying wife: Why are you crying? me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack"
"I had an asthma attack while walking to work today... Even I didn't believe it when 3 asthmatics jumped out of a bush and started hitting me."
"The next man who calls me deluded is going to regret it when he finds me sitting in his house wearing a wedding dress."
"How do you start a rave in Uganda? Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling"
"Sarcasm is truly the most significant force in the world. Seriously, where would we be without sarcasm?"
"It's a beautiful day to sit outside and stare into your phone."