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"What do you call a Mexican in trouble with the law Juanted"
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"""With my wife it was sex, sex, sex... Yes, three times in 35 years"" -Bob Monkhouse"
"What is a horse's favorite condiment? MayoNEIGHS"
"What do you call a Middle Eastern sorceress? A sandwitch."
"When I get real bored I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving."
"What is the theme song for the KKK? We gon be all white"
"What do you call Korean soul food? Okra Gangnam Style"
"there are no stupid questions. but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."
"The Greek dilemma: If you are swimming in a sea of shit and someone throws a turd at you, do you duck?"
"If I could go back in time and talk to my ten year old self My parents probably would've put a restraining order on me."