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Joke of the Day
"I'm torn about whether masturbation is good or not On one hand it feels really good"
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"Donald Trump says that he plans to reduce inflation. Shortly after, Tom Brady announced his intent to vote for Trump."
"What is the difference between brown nosing and butt kissing? Depth Perception!"
"And for his much awaited stunt, Ku Klux Knievel will attempt to jump 50 bIack kids with a steamroller."
"Little caesars in Ferguson's Is hot and ready"
"What's the difference between harass and annoy? I have never had my finger in annoy. Edit: NSFW.. depending where you work, I guess."
"Girl are you the legendary Pokemon Mewtwo? Because I've been playing with my balls all day and you're nowhere to be found."
"I'm a heavy sleeper... Also, a heavy awaker... Okay, I'm fat."
"Man walks into a bakery Says to the baker ""I'd like to buy a wasp please."" The baker says ""Sir, we don't sell wasps."" The man replies ""Well there's one in your shop window!"""
"Whats the difference between a noose and a leash? How high you tie it on a tree."