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Joke of the Day

"How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair? He eclipse it."

"What do you call an Englishman with no butt? An assless chap."

"How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't get up that high!"

"Three stages of a man's life . . . . . Want to stand up Want to stand up Want to stand up"

"Mrs. Claus can't have kids Do you know why Mrs. Claus can't have kids? Because Santa only comes once a year, and that's down the chimney."

"I stuck my d**k in a car Now my sexuality is exhausting."

"The punchline comes first. How can you be sure that a comedian has traveled back in time?"

"An Apple a day may keep the Doctor away!!!... But an Onion a day keeps Everybody away!!!"

"When a bite of food falls off your plate... And you just stare at it on the ground like, ""We could've made each other happy..."""

"Oscar Pistorius found guilty of murder Police say he is now on the run."