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Joke of the Day
"Why was the broom late? It overswept. *BadJokesBestJokes.*"
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"What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby? Crushing the blacks."
"when people post the punchline in the title You know what I hate?"
"What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat? Goldfish like to muck around the fountain."
"How do you catch a dyslexic fish? Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!"
"What is green and has cake? Grass. The cake is a lie."
"[storming out of the bedroom in a novelty banana costume] YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SAID THINGS WERE GETTING TOO PREDICTABLE KAREN..."
"The Alabama Supreme Court has blocked same-sex marriage on the legal grounds that it is 1953."
"How was Rome cut in half? With a pair of Caesars."
"My Mum laughed at me when I said I was building a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face as I drove pasta"