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"Why was the broom late? It overswept. *BadJokesBestJokes.*"
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"Garfield creator breaks silence to give impassioned speech. ""It's pronounced Jarfield"" he says through tears"
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"Why do Pedophiles love Pianos? Because they can touch A Minor"
"[raises hand in math class] HOW DO PEOPLE WHO WORK AT THE SPAM CORPORATION KNOW WHEN THEY'RE GETTING UNSOLICITED EMAIL?"
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"I recently learned how to suck my own dick... Sorry if I sound full of myself."
"My buddies and I were running a train on this German girl I had to keep telling her there were only 8 of us."
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"I would pay double my Netflix subscription if Stranger Things Season 2 brought back Barb from a parallel universe who then confesses her love for Nancy. You? What would you do for a clone dyke Barb?"