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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ? Robbery with violets !"

"[in hip-hop voice] uh"

"People without kids who give other people's kids messy or annoying toys.. Imagine that we gave you a monkey with a kazoo and fingerpaints.."

"How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree? If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded."

"Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery? 3 dollars a year for a million years."

"So an Irishman walks out of a bar That's it."

"Men and women were created equal, but women continued to improve."

"You're never too old to learn something stupid."

"Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm? Because it was humerus."

"Yo momma... Is so fat she started a new diet, lost a lot of weight and is doing really well now."