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Joke of the Day

"Damn girl are you an alarm clock? Because no matter how many times I hit you you won't shut the fuck up"

"Honey Boo Boo evolves into Sugar Scab! Pokemon is back baby!"

"Pokemon Go is just like Caitlyn Jenner... It keeps crashing and you never look back."

"What do you call someone with no arms? Disarmed."

"Where's the ""It's Complicated"" box to check off on this tax form?"

"Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers."

"I decided to sell my Hoover... Well, it was just collecting dust."

"My girlfriend wanted a nose job for her birthday. It took me a while, but I got her off."

"Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together "

"Do twins have the same size penis? It's a valid question. I'm sleeping with one and really hope the other brother is doing better"