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Joke of the Day

"Damn girl are you an alarm clock? Because no matter how many times I hit you you won't shut the fuck up"

"What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube? People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul."

"I take pictures of my weed because they say the camera adds 10 pounds."

"Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname? Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks."

"Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants? because they serve Poutine."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beryl ! Beryl who ? Beryl of beer !"

"Bend over and take it like a taxpayer."

"What do you call an angry wind? A cross breeze."

"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito."

"Water is so good when it's mixed with barley, hops, and yeast."