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Joke of the Day

"Two old ladies, sat in a cafe eating a teacake. First one says, ""did you come on the bus?"" Second one replies, ""yeah, but I made it out to look like an epileptic fit""."

"Why was the piano invented? So that the musician would have a place to put their beer."

"A blind man walks into an i store ""2 please"""

"He's a few clowns short of a circus. "

"*on the karaoke mic* ""I normally don't sing outside the shower so I hope you guys don't mind if I do this naked"""

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra"

"Kim Jong Un Wins World Series Our dear leader has thrown a 27-pitch perfect game to win the World Series. He is such a beautiful pitcher, he makes every batter pop up as soon as they see him."

"All this darkness is making me feel like Hellen Keller."

"They found a hole in the wall at the University's girl's locker room. The police are looking into it."

"Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Never mind, I forgot."