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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Never mind, I forgot."

"After all they crap between them..Can you believe they are still together? ""Who?"" My butt cheeks."

"How do you know if someone is a vegan? They'll fucking tell you..."

"I've been fired from work for putting in too many hours Clock manufacturing isn't as easy as you think ^(yes I thought of this after reading the shifts-keyboard joke)"

"Tried to inhale a pot seed to see if I could grow a pot plant in my lungs. Swallowed it instead and got a pot belly."

"The Six States of Matter Solid Liquid Gas Plasma Bose-Einstein Condensate Black Lives"

"Take pride in what you're into, if thats exponents, well... More power to ya!"

"Hell yes, I have the body of a Greek god: nice abs, expressionless eyes, genitals shot off by bored soldiers during The Franco-Prussian War"

"What does Hilter get when he's scared? The hebrewgeebies"

"What did the mother bullet say to the father bullet? We're having a BB."