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Joke of the Day

"My favourite joke - Two blondes are standing either side of a river, one asks the other ""how do you get to the other side?"" The other replies ""You are on the other side...?"""

"Stripper joke (NSFW?) A man walks into a strip club and immediately gets some action from a stripper. He walks out, satisfied, and says, ""Wow, what great cervix!"""

"Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle."

"The Indian baking festival was kind of a bust. It was a naan event."

"Looking for a good retractable leash. when I walk my turtle I hate when it gets to far ahead of me"

"Wife: ""Did you know that some idiot paid $96,000 for Princess Leia's gold bikini?"" Me: [nervously tightening my robe] ""Who would do that?"""

"How are baby androids born? From their mother's computerus."

"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last as long for fat people."

"One you haven't heard- What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window? Curt 'n Rod"

"How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the otherside!"