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Joke of the Day
"Does racism still exist? Let's go to this panel of white people to find out."
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"Lazlo's Chinese relativity axiom No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats-approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less,"
"Did you know that Kraft is building a factory in Jerusalem? They're calling the operation Cheesus of Nazareth..."
"What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? NA'CHO CHEESE"
"Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand."
"Him: Going to Taco Bell, want anything? Me: I'm just thirsty Him: What do you want? Me: Six tacos and a burrito"
"What is the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker.. And a prostitute with diarrhea..? An epileptic oyster shucker, shucks between fits.."
"If your bf/gf tries to start a fight with you just say, ""Please. Not during Toyotathon."""
"If you teach a Pokemon substitute.. Does that mean you're a substitute teacher?"
"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder w cheese ;^]"