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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the gay Irish Dentists? Ben Dover and Phil Mcavity!"

"I bought shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"

"Its a little cheesy but holding up a boom box outside her window and blasting the song ""Cotton Eye Joe"" will win her back everytime"

"The NFL has hired their first female referee. She will throw the flag for penalties the team committed 5 years ago."

"What is the difference between acne and gay men? Acne only attacks little boys when they reach puberty"

"I figured out why so many Islamic Terrorists hate Americans. It's because we all have our dicks out for haram babes"

"Chuck Norris can't play LIFE. his is too complicated"

"TIFU by being King of the jungle. Lololol I am Lion"

"(First date) Me: Don't let her know you're a satanist Her: So what do you do for fun? Me: WHATEVER THE DARK LORD COMMANDS"

"Why does little sally have a limp? SHE WENT TO JARED!"