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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the gay Irish Dentists? Ben Dover and Phil Mcavity!"
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"Q: What is 68 to a blonde? A: Where she goes down on you and you owe her one."
"What did one pig say to the other? Let's be pen pals!"
"Im voting Hillary Clinton this year. Because she dosnt suck"
"What must a vampire earn to learn to fly? His red wings."
"What do crocs and getting a blowjob from a man have in common? They both feel great until you look down and realise you are gay."
"Dr to nurse! Dr to nurse: ""How much has this man had to drink?"" Nurse: ""I can't tell."" Dr: ""It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"""
"""You are what you eat""? I don't remember eating a giant disappointment."
"Me: why do bad things happen to good people? God: *reveals image of me jerking off to April from Ninja Turtles* Me: oh God: *nods solemnly*"
"After 5 vodka and Red Bulls, you start wearing your Lindsay Lohan costume."