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Joke of the Day

"We're all sex addicts. Some of us just have better dealers."

"I was having sex with a girl the other day, I was getting tired so I asked her to go on top... She replied ""you haven't raped anyone before have you""."

"Alcohol doesn't make you fat... it makes you Lean... on tables, chairs & random ugly people...or sometimes floors"

"Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him!!!"

"what sex position makes an ugly baby??? ASK YOUR MA!"

"What is Batman's favourite porn site? Motherless.com"

"""I put on pants for nothing"" - my 10 yo after she got dressed and her soccer game was cancelled. Someone set up her Twitter account."

"Me: You should really try this lip gloss Her: this is super glue Me: HEAR ME OUT"

"I finally found a thread where OP delivered! It was a boy."

"What do you call Donald Trump's plane? Hair force one..."