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Joke of the Day

"Men of quality respect women's equality."

"What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral? Don't stop, bereaving!"

"Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9."

"Tesla, Oscar Wilde, and Sherlock Holmes walk into a bar. The punchline of this joke was patented and then hidden by Thomas Edison."

"Notice you don't hear about,""Kony"" anymore? Glad everyone cared for like, five minutes."

"Okay body wash, unless you're caffeinated and drinkable, you can cool it with the ""energizing"" claims. You're soap."

"Can you spell a composition with two letters? SA (essay)."

"Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout."

"If you had a 14 inch penis growing out of your forehead how much of it could you see? None because you would have two balls in your eyes."

"a 80s movie style montage of me trying on different condoms and my bros keep shaking their heads"