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Joke of the Day
"I guess anywhere they have that Zika virus... ...is a good place to go to get a little head."
Next Joke
"I invited a girl back to my house for cocktails. She got excited at the thought but left when I started telling her stories about my rooster."
"If the camera really does add 10 pounds Do Ethiopian kids even exist?"
"Nobody ever sneezes in movies."
"What does a cow do after a break up? Mooves on."
"People always demand to know who farted as if they'll decide how disgusted to be based on who's responsible."
"I was gonna tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it."
"If you play jazz backwards, you get slightly better jazz."
"Congratulations, parents! The names yelled at dog parks are now less weird than the names yelled at playgrounds."
"""You always overreact and make things dramatic. It's really annoying."" *raises megaphone to lips* How so?"