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Joke of the Day

"20 blondes are standing outside a bar. On the other side of the street another blond is walking by; ""Hey, come over here. You have to be 21 to enter"""

"What sound does a bloated dead horse make when you beat it? If you're still waiting for a punchline, why are you here?"

"How do we know that Dumbledore was a horcrux? Because killing him after the second film wasn't good enough."

"What does a bungie jumper and a condom wearer have in common? If the rubber snaps they're screwed. <----- this is a classic xD"

"If we went camping... If we went camping and you woke up with a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone? Want to go camping?"

"What is Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1"

"People: Are you single? me: no i'm Album"

"How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!"

"Superman: How'd you know? Lex: Know what? S: My secret identity! L: Whaddya mean? S: You called me a KENT!! L: That's NOT what I called you."

"A local police department was broken into tonight - reports say all the toilets were stolen. Police say they've got nothing to go on. (This joke courtesy of my dad)"