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Joke of the Day

"Dreading going to gym. It's kinda late. Open 24hrs, tho. Hey, you know who else is open 24hrs? McDonalds. Yeah. I'm going to McDonald's."

"Basketball players like their chicken like they like their basketballs In the bucket"

"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, They're both stuck up cunts!"

"When is 99 greater than 100? When entered on a microwave."

"How Long is a chinaman"

"A German bakers was robbed... Apparently everything was stollen."

"What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC? The green cabs haven't ripened yet."

"Will you be my 14th most used emoji?"

"I have made nothing but horrible decisions ever since I had my wisdom teeth taken out."

"Did you hear that Elon Musk announced plans for a restaurant on the moon? He said we can count on good food but no atmosphere."