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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company? One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors."

"Photos: World's tallest man meets world's shortest man"

"I got spam from someone named ""Amishguy."" I wonder how fast his windmill had to turn in order for him to email me like that."

"If you can't hang Don't be a runaway slave"

"A spokesman for Kelloggs says the company now fears the recent incident may be the work of a cereal offender."

"What is Jamaica's favorite TV series? The Walking Dread"

"Am I able to think up of a brand new color... ...or will it just be a pigment of my imagination?"

"Do you know anything about tapes and cd's? Do you think if i taped my dick to my forehead you could cd's nuts?"

"My deity ignored my prayers today. The sacrifice was a disaster. First, I didn't have the correct incantation, and then the goat knocked over the candles. I guess two wrongs don't make a rite."

"Why is it easier for married black men to cheat? Because their ring doesn't leave a tan line when they take it off!"