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Joke of the Day
"What is Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Craft."
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"Helium walks into a bar and orders water. The bartender apologises, ""sorry sir we are out of water"" ... It doesn't react"
"I tried to make a clock with no battery for the digital clock competition but it didn't count."
"My wife is a sex object I ask for sex, she objects"
"Roses are red Congress is red The Senate is red The White House is red welp Edit: insert communist pun here Edit x2: what the fuck did i just get gold for this"
"What does a radical sheep say? Allahu Ak-Baa!"
"What is a Mormon's favorite movie? Lord of the Rings"
"All I'm saying is if I'm not allowed to give a monkey a gun at the zoo they should have a sign."
"*Plots revenge by getting a job at a fast food restaurant and waiting for nemesis to drive thru and not putting a straw in their bag*"
"Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? ...her capital has been Dublin for years"