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Joke of the Day
"What does a radical sheep say? Allahu Ak-Baa!"
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"""i wouldnt be caught dead"" someone throws a net over my dead corpse ""gotcha!!"" ""noooo"""
"Next OSX version announced!!! It will be called ""El Chapo"""
"What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip? Recalculating route."
"A game developer recently released a ""rectal prolapse simulator""... ...they called it ""Fallout""."
"Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan? Because of the taliban"
"Why don't women fart? They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure."
"What does pubic hair and parsley have in common? You just push them both aside and keep on eating."
"Plucked from obscurity by the glorious hand of RT the little tweet shouldered its way into your timeline with eyes that shined like justice."
"A manual RT is like saying ""Hey check out this guy, but keep looking at my face. Please...don't ever stop looking at my face..."""