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Joke of the Day

"I tried to make a clock with no battery for the digital clock competition but it didn't count."

"I am Harvard Law graduate and interim CEO of reddit Ellen Pao. AMA"

"A redhead girl, an Asian girl and a blonde girl are in 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest? The Asian of course, she's 10 years old."

"What's a cats favorite thing to read? A CATalog"

"If you had an orgy without any Scottish people... You'd be getting off scot-free."

"College was the most expensive nap I ever took."

"Game Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time."

"I can't believe that they only taught us abstinence during sex ed! It's inconceivable!"

"Almost 65% of statistics are made up. The other half are lies."

"Two men walk into a bar... One of them gets a concussion and the other gets a bruise on his forehead."