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Joke of the Day
"I tried to make a clock with no battery for the digital clock competition but it didn't count."
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"What do you call a good looking Spanish/Jewish guy? Flacowitz"
"I want to die the same way I was born. Naked, screaming, and covered in blood."
"Joke Did you hear about the man who stoke a bed"
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"What is the brown sticky stuff between an elephant's toes? Slow natives."
"I hate when I wake up in the middle of the night to get a quick drink of water and then accidentally eat a whole pizza and a cheesecake"
"Do you know what the difference is between a joke and a dick? Girls never laugh at my jokes. :-("
"*hears noise downstairs *wakes up husband so he can go get murdered first"
"I never know the proper handshake to give a black guy wearing a suit."