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Joke of the Day
"A libertarian prostitute looks at her pay stub.. ""I'm sick of all these fucking-taxes"""
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"Life is like a box of chocolates: Disturbingly expensive, yet... vaguely disappointing."
"What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable? Mrs Hawking."
"Good is the enemy of great. Sponge is the enemy of math. Metaphysics is the enemy of Walmart."
"HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE WILDERNESS: Call someone and have them come pick you up."
"Saw It Of all the saws that I have seen saw, I never saw a saw saw like this saw saws. If you go thru Arkansas and see a saw that can out-saw the saw that I saw saw, I'd like to see that saw saw!"
"My niece told me this joke and I thought it was great! Knock knock! -Who's there? -The interrupting Cow -The interr..... -MOOOOO!"
"I asked my mom to tell me a joke... ""Your love life"" wasn't the response I was looking for."
"I usually make it to the ATM just behind the guy who's using it to refinance his home loan."
"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party? To find a tight seal."