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Joke of the Day
"What did the cow say to the other cow? HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!"
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"""Use divorce, Luke."" """" Obi Wan, marriage counselor"
"What do you call a murder in the middle east? A hummus-cide"
"When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he eats his first Brownie.?"
"For every chick that's crying about no good guys out there...there's a dude she's ignoring that's good to her."
"Four girlscout cookie boxes down in a day and I realized I have a problem ... I'm running out of cookies."
"Private browsing is for pussys... ... and tits"
"I started an alcohol based diet. I feel great! I've already lost 4 or 5 days! Not OC, unsure of source."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - T2 Barbie ...a study in silver"
"I like my women like I like my wine... 18 years old and locked in my basement"