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Joke of the Day

"[Sportsjoke] How do you know it's going to be a white christmas? It's approaching with deceptive speed."

"What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester? Alien vs Predator"

"Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly."

"At home I have an Old Sleeping Bag Hope she doesn't wake up."

"Q&A / ALMOST CHOKES IN cinnamon challenge Watch This Guy DO A Q*A And Almost Chokes ON The cinnamon challenge"

"So a turkey and a ham are walking into a cancer survivors meeting... The ham looks over at the turkey and says: ""What are you doing here? You aren't cured. """

"Velcro... That's a rip off"

"Teacher: What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !"

"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" And it was at that moment when Peter broke down in tears, having realized that his mother's Alzheimer disease had finally reached past the point of no return."

"Some people pride themselves on their hard work. I pride myself on doing so little and yet keeping my job."