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Joke of the Day

"[Sportsjoke] How do you know it's going to be a white christmas? It's approaching with deceptive speed."

"What did the camel toe say to the moose nuckle on New Years eve? Let's get toe up!"

"If a man was born in England raised in America and died in Spain what does that make him? Dead."

"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her."

"It's never worth getting into an argument about creationist Adam & Eve versus evolution You're just comparing apples and origins"

"Doctor: Any cancer in the family? Me: My mom is a Sagittarius, but I'll have to check on everyone else. Doc: ..."

"A horse walks into a bar... The Barkeeper asks:""hey dude, why the long face?"" The horse has cancer."

"How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? Juan by Juan."

"Not to be racist but... Every movie is widescreen to Asian people."

"gay rabbit Did you hear about the gay rabbit? He found a hare up his ass."